THE LONG GAME – Elena Armas

Small North Carolina town.  Girls little league soccer team. Goats.  Cute cover. Slow burn of an “enemies to lovers” between two out of towners tasked with saving the soccer team. I thought The Long Game by Elena Armas (Atria 2023) would be the perfect candy book.  If you’ve been here any amount of time, you know romance isn’t my genre.  I’ve never read anything else by Armas, and Tessa Bailey’s blurb on the cover means nothing to me. In short, my opinion on this book may mean nothing to you.  (Abby Jimenez and Talia Hibbert have made me realize I do enjoy certain romance books – but this is not that.)

Adalyn Reyes has pretty serious daddy issues.  Because of this, she’s pretty prickly. She’s been sent to North Carolina to manage a local little league soccer team that her father’s MSL team is sponsoring after a viral fall from grace when she decapitated the team’s mascot. Cameron Caldani is a retired professional goalkeeper who is hiding out in North Carolina after his retirement. He’s been convinced to coach the team by the town’s quirky mayor who knows him through a previous relationship with another soccer player. He’s a tough exterior but soft inside cinnamon roll.

Why Adalyn attacked the mascot, while a pretty serious plot point, is ridiculous. Why Cameron retired and is hiding out in NC, is also ridiculous. If both reasons had been further fleshed out and the characters built up more, it wouldn’t be ridiculous.  Disappointing execution.

It was also frustrating to see the actual soccer team and their journey to a championship take a backseat to goat yoga, a barbeque, and sexual tension that seems hellbent on devouring any substance the novel could have had.  SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME! Not to mention the overuse of “darling” and “deadpanned.”

It’s cute on a surface level, and if you don’t think about it too hard (or at all), you’ll probably enjoy it.  It’s mindless candy that gets a little bit spicy at the end, but you don’t really want another piece once you finish.  (And that is OK if that’s what you like.) But if you’re looking for Mighty Ducks or Hart of Dixie or even Part of Your World – you’re not going to get it here, but you will get a tattooed athlete growling “good job” to a sexually frustrated woman who craves praise.

HOW TO BUILD A BOAT – Elaine Feeney

“Cross imaginary boundaries, let go throw paint, sing cut a tree and empty it out, plant again find something hard but delicate, watch spaces for tension, be near it, but not in it, think. Design, redesign, build from what you have, you have so much already.”

My thoughts on this year’s Booker longlist aren’t really a secret at this point – I’ve found it rather lackluster.  I realized today why that is when I finished Elaine Feeney’s How to Build a Boat (Vintage 2023); the majority of the books I’ve read thus far from the list are missing heart.  That is undeniably why I gravitated toward Western Lane and The Bee Sting, and why Feeny’s offering is head and shoulders above some of the other entries.  How to Build a Boat has a bruise and a heartbeat, and how she breathes.

Thirteen-year-old Jamie is neurodivergent, but it’s not really a plot point or the focus; Jamie is just Jamie, and the people he lets in are the people who just let him be Jamie.  There are some issues with the head of the school, Father Faulks (who is the true villain of the story), as well as some other students, but it’s not the singular trait that carries his character development.

Jamie’s teacher, Tess, is also neurodivergent.  It’s not as obvious with Tess, but it is there.  She is also struggling with her mental health, infertility, failing marriage, and growing attraction to the rough and ready shop teacher, Tadhg Foley.  Tadhg has his own demons, but it’s Tadhg who brings Jamie into the shop and convinces him that the Perpetual Motion Machine that he wants to build, that he thinks can bring him closer to his dead mom, should be a boat.  And the building of this boat is healing for not just the three of them, but all who join in the efforts.  Including Jamie’s father.

The Epilogue of the novel showcases Feeney’s prowess as a poet; it’s beautiful and in constant motion, like a boat on the water or a mother’s lullaby.

Read this book.

Booker count: 9 of 13

**One of the 2023 judges is a Shakespeare scholar. I’ve decided to keep track of the novels that name drop Shakespeare or his works.  Jamie loves a good Shakespearian insult and Hamlet makes an appearance, so this is 6 of 9.

 

STUDY FOR OBEDIENCE – Sarah Bernstein

“November brought the trouble.”

In continuing with the rather lackluster 2023 Booker Prize longlist, I read Sarah Bernstein’s Study for Obedience (Knopf 2023). The novel was shortlisted for the prize, and the winner will be announced in a few weeks. (I’m still rooting for Western Lane.) While Berstein’s slim offering is well-written and interesting, it just not the type of novel that floats my boat.

Channeling Shirley Jackson, Bernstein weaves a gothic horror that is as unsettling as it is unassuming. An unnamed female narrator has gone to a country from which her ancestors were forced to flee to assist her oldest brother after his wife and children have left him.  (Based on the breed of dog being a Carpathian Shepherd, it’s likely Romania.) She stresses that her entire life has been that of obedience to those around her – her siblings, her coworkers, etc.   She is an unreliable narrator who I thought for a bit was actually death or the devil, but the reader gets snippets of what her life was like and why thoughts of dying are always on her mind.

Despite the country being a homeland for her and her family, she is an outsider, and the locals are suspicious of her. Since her arrival, bad things have been happening, and they blame her for them. It’s an interesting depiction of antisemitism laced with survivor’s guilt and generational trauma. There are also some interesting things that happen relating to the brother, and this is supposed to be his story. In quick snippets, our narrator tells us the trouble he got in as a teen involving videos taken of young girls who did not consent.  She also hints at the liberties he took with her, including forcing her to undress in front of him her entire life.

The sinister nature of the novel reveals itself fully as the narrator begins to “care” for her ailing brother; the sicker he gets, the more powerful and self-assured she becomes. I had no clue what the novel was about, but the dead bird on the cover should have warned me.  It is the most “different” book on the 2023 longlist that I’ve read to date, but it still oozes Booker type.

If you like gothic horror on a meta fiction level, give it a read.

Booker count: 8 of 13.

TRUE HISTORY OF THE KELLY GANG – Peter Carey

Next installment of Tommi Reads the World – still in the As.

Country: Australia
Title: True History of the Kelly Gang
Author: Peter Carey
Language: English
Translator: N/A
Publisher: Alred A. Knopf (2001)


“Wait to see what more there is to hear my daughter for in the end we poor uneducated people will all be made noble in the fire.”

Peter Carey’s Booker Prize winning True History of the Kelly Gang is a fictionalized account of the infamous Ned Kelly, a bushranger who reached folk hero status. My knowledge of Ned Kelly was limited to having heard Johnny Cash sing about him – “Ned Kelly took the blame. Ned Kelly won the fame. Ned brought the shame. And then Ned Kelly hanged.” I wonder if I’d known more about the Kelly Gang if the novel would have hit differently – I think it’s likely that framework would have resulted in five stars.  But it came in at four – and here is my adjectival review.

The novel, which is Faulkner meets Dickens meets Larry McMurtry (Ned Kelly reminds me a bit of Jake Spoon) meets Robin Hood, has a very distinctive voice that took me a bit longer to hear, but once I caught the voice and the rhythm, I was hooked; from birth to the noose, I fell in love with Ned Kelly. (And that was before I even saw his picture. Whew, but he was rather attractive.)

Ned’s Irish father was sent to Van Diemen’s Land to serve time for stealing pigs.  He married Ned’s mother after serving his sentence.  He dies when Ned is 12. After his father dies, Ned’s mother does what she has to do to provide for her children – she becomes a bootlegger who invites numerous men into her bed.  (Much to Ned’s dismay.) She indentures Ned to one of her bedmates when Ned is 15 – Harry Power is a bushranger on the run from the law and his relationship with young Ned is a complicated one.  (Much like the relationship between Ned and his mother.)

Ned refuses to turn on anyone, often shouldering the blame instead of betraying someone who would betray him with the flash of a coin.  “…we learned the traitors better than the saints… I could not betray him.”  The “him” in this instance is Harry Power, but the scenario repeats itself often.  Ned’s loyalty, charm and grit make him beloved to his own, but hated by authorities; by the time he’s 26, he’s the most wanted man in Victoria.  He is eventually captured and hanged – but the story of Ned Kelly didn’t die dangling from a rope, as evident by the hold it still has.

It’s not an “easy” read and it takes a minute or two to adjust to the writing style and voice, but it’s worth it.

Read this book.

THE HOUSE OF DOORS – Tan Twan Eng

“Where does a story begin, Willie?” I asked.
  For a while he did not say anything. Then he shifted in his chair.  “Where does a wave on the ocean begin?” he said. “Where does it form a welt on the skin of the sea, to swell and expand and rush towards shore?”
 “I want to tell you a story, Willie,” I said.

I’m still reading the 2023 Booker longlist, and I remain rather unimpressed with the selections; the overwhelming majority of those I’ve read are simply “just okay.”  (Western Lane is my hopeful to win.)  They’re perfectly fine, but the books nominated for the Booker shouldn’t be just “perfectly fine.”  Tan Twan Eng’s The House of Doors (Bloomsbury 2023) falls into that lukewarm “perfectly fine” category. Eng is no stranger to the Booker prize; this is his third time on the longlist, and he was a judge of the 2023 Booker International prize. He can certainly write, and this novel does have that “Booker” quality, but I couldn’t help but draw comparisons with Tom Crewe’s The New Life – in my opinion, a better selection for the prize. Crewe’s novel has similar themes, is also based on historical events and people, and soars where The House of Doors flounders.

                In 1921, Lesley Hamlyn is living at Cassowary House on the Straits Settlement of Penang when her husband’s old friend, none other than famed author Somerset Maugham, comes for an extended visit.  “Willie,” as they call him, brings his young and attractive assistant, Gerald. Lesley is quite disturbed to realize they are “homosexuals,” a word she can barely bring herself to say. What transpires is a fictional account of how Maugham was inspired to write The Casuarina Tree, a collection of short stories set in the Federated Malay states during the 1920s.

                Lesley tells Willie about her best friend, Ethel, who had been charged with murder after killing a man she’d accused of trying to rape her. Ethel’s trial in Kuala Lumpur in 1911 actually happened and was quite the tantalizing drama. Lesley also talks about her relationship with the revolutionary Dr. Sun Yat Sen (also a real figure). Eng plays with the timeline so that the trial and Dr. Sun Yat Sen being in Malay all happen at the same time.  Lesley also reveals her husband’s infidelity and sexuality as well as her own affair.

                The novel should be a riveting ride of court room drama, colonialism, scandal, revolution, love, lust and duty.  But it takes forever to get the heart of the story.  Lesley is boring, unlikeable, and unauthentic. Gerald is a caricature.  Absolutely beautiful language, but eh.

Booker count: 7 of 13.

**One of the 2023 judges is a Shakespeare scholar. I’ve decided to keep track of the novels that name drop Shakespeare or his works.  Willie notices Robert’s Shakespeare collection, making this 5 of 7.

THE SANDCASTLE GIRLS – Chris Bohjalian

Next installment of Tommi Reads the World – still in the As.

Country: Armenia
Title: The Sandcastle Girls
Author: Chris Bohjalian
Language: English
Translator: N/A
Publisher: Doubleday (2012), First Vintage Contemporaries Edition (2013)

“But history does matter. There is a line connecting the Armenians and the Jews and the Cambodians and the Bosnians and the Rwandans. There are obviously more, but, really, how much genocide can one sentence handle? You get the point.  Besides, my grandparents’ story deserves to be told, regardless of their nationalities.”

This one may be a bit of a cheat as it is written by a rather prominent American author.  (I read Midwives over 20 years ago.)  But while American, Chris Bojalian is also Armenian, and his Armenian grandparents, survivors of the Armenian genocide, are the voices in this historical novel of love, resilience, brutality, and the secrets and scars a family carry.

I don’t usually care for novels about authors and their writing process, but Laura’s journey through her grandparents’ history and her determination to tell their story didn’t bother me – perhaps because I didn’t hear her voice when we stepped back in time to 1915 Aleppo where Elizabeth, her wealthy, white grandmother, has arrived to bring food and medical aid to the refugees of the Armenian Genocide.  Elizabeth, bold and fierce with a naïve strength, falls in love with Armen, an Armenian engineer who has lost his wife and infant daughter.

Another benefit of having Laura’s present view as she uncovers the past is the realization that she knew nothing of the history, had no real grasp as to why it was such a big deal when her first love was a young Turkish boy, mirrors the realization of a reader who like Laura, might not even be able to find Armenia on the map let alone know the horrors faced.  Structurally, I find it a success.

Story wise, it’s also an expected success.  Bohjalian writes in a familiar and comforting style that is extremely palatable.   I stand by my decision that this counts as Armenian literature – an Armenian American is telling a story inspired by the resilience and survival of his own grandparents.

Read this book.

*Please recommend any Armenian novels, translated into English, that you have enjoyed! *

THE PIANO TEACHER – Elfriede Jelinek

Next installment of Tommi Reads the World – still in the As.

Country: Austria
Title: The Piano Teacher
Author: Elfriede Jelinek
Language: German
Translator: Joachim Neugroschel
Publisher: Rowholt Verlag GmbH (1983), English translation by Weidenfeld & Nicolson (1988)

What on earth did I just read?  The Piano Teacher is one of the more disturbing novels I’ve cracked the spine of.  The blurb indicates “the dark passions roiling under her subdued exterior explode in a release of perversity, violence, and degradation.”  – That doesn’t even scratch the surface. Umph.

Erika is a 38-year-old piano teacher who was supposed to be a famous pianist but didn’t exactly live up to her mother’s unrealistic expectations.  She teaches at the Vienne Conservatory (where the author attended having had similar expectations placed on her), and lives entirely under mother’s control. While she has a room in which she keeps her items, it doesn’t even have a bed – she continues to share a bed with her mother. She secretly watches peep shows and softcore porn, but she feels nothing when watching them.  She also feels nothing when she cuts herself, including cutting her genitals.

One of her students becomes a bit obsessed with her. He wants at times to possess her and other times to have her teach him how to be a good lover. (He doesn’t know Erika has limited experience.) The book indicates he is 17, but it also indicates only ten years separate them. Personally, I’d rather imagine them closer in age.

He assaults her.  She assaults him.  Her mother assaults her. He assaults her mother. She assaults her mother.  It’s a violent book of misplaced emotions and lust – Erika is a bit Norman Bates.

The second half of the novel either went entirely off the rails or the translator didn’t know how best to translate it. More than likely, it’s both. The student’s seven inch “small” “love organ” is also referred to as “his asparagus,” and he is referred to as a “venomous love-dwarf.”

Y’all. I can’t.

TONIGHT, I BURN – Katherine J. Adams

Katharine J. Adams’s debut novel, Tonight, I Burn, (Orbit – expected 7 Nov 2023) echoes with legends, fairytales and folklore that came before.  While I heard Hades and Persephone and Beauty and the Beast the most; I wouldn’t call this a retelling of either. Adams is a reader first, and it shows beautifully in her writing.  This was a very impressive debut, and I hope the spark carries to the second in the series, Tonight, I Bleed.

Penny is a thorn witch, third in line the throne.  While she remembers what life was like before the Warden, she’s spent more time under his control after he destroys all that was colorful and beautiful than out of it.  Her grandmother is under the Warden’s control.  Her father has become one of the Warden’s Gilded – a process that strips a person of their soul and binds them to the Warden’s command.  Her mother is just trying to keep her three daughters out of trouble and alive.

The Warden needs the thorn witches, Penny included, for they can walk the veil between life and Death – using their magic to weave his immortality.  Each night, a witch burns at the pyre and walks in Death.  If all goes well, the witch can cross back over the veil and return home to burn another night, but each walk into Death takes a bit of their soul.  Just before Penny is to have her first walk, her sister doesn’t return.  Penny will risk everything and break every rule to save her, and Penny walks into Death alone and in secret.  There, she makes a deal with a beautiful and dangerous man who awakes confusing feelings in her.

As she seeks to honor the deal that saved her sister but risked her soul, a rebellion is brewing – and Penny, with her rare obsidian crystal, is in the thick of it.  The Warden wants her as a pet because her talents exceed those of the average thorn witch.  The Resistance wants her because her dark crystal magic can forge the spell that can change their lives forever.

The romance is a bit clunky, but it takes backseat to parallel high stakes – the Resistance and the deal to save her sister – which I prefer.  Some aspects, particularly those involving Penny’s father, are rushed, but I imagine there will be more flesh to those bones in the second book of the series.  Overall, this debut far exceeded my expectations.

Read this book.

*A huge thanks to the publisher for gifting me this early copy!

NIGHT WATCH- Jayne Anne Phillips

“Her mother had named her the name he’d taken – her given name a version of her surname.  She was a hint, a riddle, a remembrance.”

Longlisted for the 2023 National Book Awards, Jayne Anne Phillips’s Night Watch (Knopf 2023) is a powerful historical novel that echoes with Faulkner but with a feminine energy that hums throughout the pages. Set during and just after the Civil War, the novel beautifully and painfully captures what war did not just to the men who fought it, but to the women left behind.

Twelve-year-old ConaLee has watched her mother become a shell of the woman who’d raised her.  She no longer speaks, no longer reads, and no longer plays with her daughter.  Not only that, she also does not care for the children she continues to birth, and it is ConaLee’s responsibility to care for the little boy called Chap and the twins who are never named.

A man came to their cabin after the war, insisting everyone call him Papa and making himself at home.  It’s not his first time at the cabin, but ConaLee was shielded from his first trip.  Over and over and over again, he pushes ConaLee’s mother, a woman once called Eliza, further inside herself as he uses and abuses her body.  He’s forbidden them from speaking with Dearbhla, the woman who’d raised both ConaLee’s mother and father, and there’s only so much her conjuring can do to save them after he gets his hooks in.  But Dearbhla doesn’t give up, and Papa is “convinced” to take ConaLee and her mother to the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum in West Virginia.  By the time ConaLee realizes the permanency of the situation, the other children have been given away.  The man called Papa instructs her that she is the caregiver of “Miss Janet”, and she becomes Nurse Eliza Connolly. He tells her then that he is not her father.  Mother and daughter attempt to rediscover their lives while under the protection of the Asylum, and ConaLee struggles to come to terms with the children she’d left behind that her mother doesn’t remember.

But the Asylum isn’t just a safe haven for ConaLee and her mother; her real father also calls it home.  As the novel unfolds, the reader learns the truth of who ConaLee’s father is, why he and Eliza fled with Dearbhla, and what happened to him during the war.

Night Watch is a novel of wreckage and resilience.  And while some things that are lost can never be reclaimed, ConaLee, her mother, and her father, all learn how to move forward despite the painful scars that mar their bodies, minds, and souls.

Read this book.                

 

*Thank you to the publisher for sending me not one but two finished copies. One will be added to my collection of favorites and the other will be sent out this week for another reader to enjoy.*

THE UNMAKING OF JUNE FARROW – Adrienne Young

I love magical realism.  I do not love time travel.  Admittedly, I should have looked into Adrienne Young’s The Unmaking of June Farrow (Delacorte Press 2023) beyond the magical realism and North Carolina setting BEFORE selecting it for my BOTM box, but I did not.  This novel has overwhelmingly positive reviews so take this for what it’s worth.

Despite being well-written, The Unmaking of June Farrow was painful to get through – namely because I felt deceived.  I wanted small-town North Carolina, magical realism, maybe a familiar or two, some sweet romance, etc.  Instead, I got a convoluted curse/magic system that makes no sense, a horse that could have had a larger role if Young had leaned into a bit more, and a couple of lukewarm romances or wannabe romances.  Oh. And a big part of the plot is told through memories of a time traveler traveling from a time before the time the “before her” traveled before.  Yeah.  I said what I said.

There could have been more tension between 2023 June and 1951 June – in particular between Mason and Eamon – but it’s all just blech.

 This one is a no.

I still ranked it high because I think this is a me issue – this just isn’t something I should have read.